While the United States Senate, that august body which is the World's Greatest Deliberative Body, is known as the saucer that cools the tea, the House of Representatives is better known as Romper Room for grown-ups, featuring such legendary minds as the Hon. Louie Gohmert (yes, he was a judge) and Blake Farenthold (who has been known to pass out after forgetting to breathe).
And who is the mental dynamo overseeing this cavalcade of halfwits and nitwits? None other than John Boehner, whose official website for the Speaker of the House currently features a Buzzfeed-style article composed of Taylor Swift GIFs.
And the Prez is gonna hate, hate, hate, hate. And Boehner will just shake it off.